Thursday, July 16, 2009

I like to pick my ears

This is my family.

Guess which one's me? 


OK, here's a hint: I like to pick my ears while pretending nobody can see me.

I'm not good in social situations.

22 comments:

Captain Dumbass said...

You cleaned your finger off afterwards, right?

Vic said...

Oh Steamy... I am so with you. My ears do okay on their own, but sometimes the dry skin on my feet calls to me.
No one ever sees that either. You and me, we're good in public.

I love that you put both pictures in so that we get an idea of the passage of time between the two. I think whoever is sitting to your right is secretly planning an intervention.

Florida Girl In Sydney said...

Did you then flick a big waxball across the room? under the table of course.

Jules said...

I also bite the skin off my lips.....

Kristine said...

The two on either side of you seem like they're trying to cover for you with those really socially appropriate faces. This seems like one for the Steamy scrapbook.

otherworldlyone said...

I'm loving the puffer face in the second pic. Nice.

How does one pick their ears? Do you dig all up in that shit? Or scrape the outer edge?

At least your hair looks nice.

It's All Good said...

yeah I heard Q-tips are bad for your ears, good call Steamy...

Mona Lott said...

When I'm forced to be in public with my family, I always catch myself with my arms crossed, ROCKING in my chair, and biting my lips. So... Ya know, don't feel too bad.

Miss Yvonne said...

I've caught myself picking my ear in meetings at work.

No one wants to shake my hand at the office for some reason.

Dana's Brain said...

At least it doesn't look like the waitress noticed. You don't want to gross out service staff that then might exact revenge!

Jerrod said...

the second pic looks like all your friends are looking at the camera all thinking the same thing.... "We don't know what to do with her. Will you take her?"

It's precious.

Schmutzie said...

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Soda and Candy said...

Better than your nose I guess. Did you wipe it on the tablecloth?

Maggie May said...

or you just like your anon online!

snarf

LiLu said...

You do what you gotta do, girl. Itchy ears are bad news bears.

Carolyn...Online said...

It's not the ear picking that's bad. It's the smelling the finger AFTER the ear picking that's bad.

CatLadyLarew said...

Oh, that was truly discreet! I would have never known that's what you were doing. Is the guy next to you waiting for his birthday cake so he can blow out the candles?

Wow, that was awkward said...

Picture number two totally busts the peeps on either side of you. The guy is clearly passing gas from his ass and about to follow it up with a burp. The gal next to you has to pee but she is holding it cuz she secretly lusts for the photogapher and is so smitten she will risk bladder infection, ear wax residue and gassy air.

The Jules said...

Did it taste like aspirin?

I bet it tasted like aspirin.

Pop and Ice said...

You could have been rubbing your neck, you know. You spilled that info for nothing!

Mandy's Kidding said...
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Mandy's Kidding said...

But your highlights look real pretty when you tilt your head forward like that.